Ok, so it’s Valentines day, Christmas day, her birthday, an anniversary or you’ve screwed up bad enough that flowers just aren’t going to cut it this time. Whether you’re trying to get out of the doghouse or just trying to win some points in the good book, lingerie is a perfect gift. Unlike flowers however, the cheapest ones from Woolies that still look kind of decent aren’t going to cut it. There’s a lot more complexity than you could ever imagine and so I present to you:
Ok so you know what that thing that covers the boobs is called right? It’s just a bra, right? Wrong. There’s nuance, there’s options, there’s choice! A blokes nightmare. So let us break it down.
A bralette is the softer, lighter friend of the bra. It has no underwire and therefore no support. If your girl is bigger in the breast department you may want to skip this option. These come in all manner of lacy variety and are soft to the touch. Consider buying this if you are new to a relationship. The bralette is un-intimidating and not as overtly sexual as some of our later options, therefore the perfect first foray into the world of naughty nightwear.
The push up or balcony bra has padding and support to push the girls out front and on full display. If she’s on the smaller side, this can make her feel more confident, making it a good option for anyone with a C cup and below. These things are masters of deception and can accentuate even the smallest of busts.
These are a step up from the balcony bra. Plenty of padding means these will make her boobs look much bigger. Be warned however, she may not want to accentuate this if her breasts are already on the larger side.
You can’t go wrong with the classics. Underwire means that these bras are supportive and sturdy, just like a great boyfriend! This means they can be worn anywhere from family brunch to bedroom romps. However, don’t be fooled by their seeming simplicity. These do not have to be the boring option.
This is the big time. You know that useless feeling you get when you’ve been trying to take a bra off for over 5 seconds? Imagine that times 1000. The big leagues of bedroom-wear comes in all manner of shapes and sizes. Make sure you’re buying the full set though. You need the bustier and a pair of stockings. Anything less and you’re looking cheap and clueless. You probably are cheap and clueless, you’re a bloke, but that’s beside the point.